etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

elitecult:

upallnightogetloki:

tentacletherapissed:

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:
If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid 
If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer. 
If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.
AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE

And if you’re married and have a baby, apparently raising that child is “doing nothing” and you don’t deserve to be paid maternity leave but if you don’t want to have children with your spouse or can’t have children, you “aren’t doing your duty as a wife”/”aren’t a real woman”like nah fuck outta here.You really can’t fucking win with some people

It’s not that you can’t win with some people it’s that you can’t win being a certain person.

^ too fucking real.

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

elitecult:

upallnightogetloki:

tentacletherapissed:

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:

  • If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
  • If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
  • If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid 
  • If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer. 
  • If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.

AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE

And if you’re married and have a baby, apparently raising that child is “doing nothing” and you don’t deserve to be paid maternity leave but if you don’t want to have children with your spouse or can’t have children, you “aren’t doing your duty as a wife”/”aren’t a real woman”
like nah fuck outta here.

You really can’t fucking win with some people

It’s not that you can’t win with some people it’s that you can’t win being a certain person.

^ too fucking real.

I just increasingly enjoy the quiet moments when I can be on my own with my friends and family, or with a book, having a live experience. That’s really what I crave, and I always have done. (x)

(Source: bbatchs)

mazarin221b:

theoklahomos:

kayjaykayme:

granadabrettishholmes:

granadabrettishholmes:

The Solitary Cyclist

"Good man."

In the third gif you can see Holmes shift back a bit, like “oh sh**, dangerous, this horse can run us over”.
But Watson, the fearless soldier hesitates not a blink, stops the horse as his friend orders him to do.
Seriously, stopping a wild gone horse with a carriage, that is freaking dangerous! Watson, man, you have no fear at all in your bones!

I would have told Holmes ; go and stop that horse yourself, I am out! ;)

I love this scene from  The Solitary Cyclist,  Watson stops the runaway horse in a display of fearless strength and Holmes is unabashedly turned on by it.  The way Holmes says ‘Good man’   is so lustful that all I ever here is 

"I am so going have you Watson,  right here right now!"

It’s the Victorian version of the look that present day Sherlock gives John when….well all the time really.

H: Baby stop that carriage.

W: I’M GONNA WRECK IT

H: Dang that is a fine-ass man.

Fuck yeah he is.

huffingtonpost:

Portraits Of Boston Marathon survivors see runners returning to the finish line to look back. See more of these inspiring photos here. 

Photographer Robert X. Fogarty of Dear World, a message-on-skin photography project, prepared the portraits of the survivors.

iliketolight-thingsonfire:

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Thank you momma.

(Source: fairysharkmother)

consultingaytective:

sherlock and john and their common interest in staring at each other whenever one of them has a phallic object near his mouth

Levels of Tumblr.

egoraptoir:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

im a mega dragon hoh yes

(Source: meltedbunny)

twooping:

galacticslut:

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

i couldn’t even watch a full minute of this

:-/